Saturday, November 1st, 2025 09:10 pm
I'll never understand how anyone could be stupid enough to fall for BS like the rapture or Armageddon. Then again, these are the same folks who believe that a man who never existed was born because an imaginary sky daddy raped a child and got her pregnant with himself.

Honestly it's no wonder so many Christians support pedophiles like Donald Trump and the GOP, and support making child marriage legal and abortion illegal. They think their imaginary pedophile god will rape another child for his second cumming, and we can't have god's rape baby get aborted, now can we? Also, the Christian god is exactly like Donald Trump: They're both predatory pedophile rapists, they're both tyrants, both hypocrites, and both have the personality of a petulant toddler.

Christianity is a tower of garbage held together with fetid, rancid shit packed in like mud. May it fall back into the darkness from whence it came, going extinct like it deserves to.
Saturday, November 1st, 2025 07:34 pm
Came across this video about a post claiming there were no female authors before J. K. Rowling, and the resulting thread providing SO many examples of how wrong that claim is. Like to the point that science fiction, fantasy, and novels in general wouldn't exist without female authors. Also, a female author started the trend of letting children have books that are more than stories to convey morals.

My contribution to the comments:

Rowling wasn't even the first female author to write a series about a young child going to a school of witchcraft with an eccentric headmaster and a stern and irascible potions teacher, featuring a horrible, blond, wealthy, stuck-up antagonist student as the protagonist's foil.

She basically plagiarized "The Worst Witch" series by Jill Murphy, gender-bent a bunch of the most prominent characters (Miss Cackle into Dumbledore, Miss Hardbroom into Severus Snape, Ethel Hallow into Draco Malfoy, and Mildred Hubble into Neville Longbottom), turned the original protagonist Mildred Hubble (gender-bent) into a side character, and spliced in a plot about wizard Nazis while replacing the much more interesting Mildred Hubble with a British children's fiction cliche character of "the poor unlucky orphan." All while being racist, transphobic, whatever you call being racist against the Irish, antisemitic, ultimately making the statement of "slavery is actually good mmkay," and being a bad writer with plot holes you could pilot a 747 through with plenty of room to spare.
Friday, October 31st, 2025 12:46 pm
Something that'll never get old for me is discoveries that highlight my tendency to accidentally stumble into something far more clever than I could consciously manage. That is, plot points or names or whatever else in the story that would make the reader think I'm extremely clever at writing, but it was a complete accident.

Today's example: I have a character who is a serial killer / hitman, but he is very charming and funny, and unlike most serial killers he doesn't kill women or children. His name is Orcus Oberst. Now, the Orcus part was intentional, Orcus being a god of the underworld and punisher of broken oaths, in Etruscan and Roman mythology. (Something that becomes a bit ironic at one point in the story.) But I have no idea where I came up with the surname Oberst. It just came to me, the way so many names and new words do, and I kept it because it sounded cool.

While watching a video by YouTuber "Quinn's Ideas" about vampires in science fiction, one of the blurbs of a book caught my attention. He had said "oberst." I looked up the word, which I had never thought to do before after giving Orcus his surname, and apparently it's a German military title. The context of this discovery was somebody running from a Nazi officer.

So the only issue with this is that Orcus absolutely hates fascists. And since "Orcus Oberst" is not his given name, I doubt he would choose a surname that he knew had connections to fascists. Though it is apparently an old title dating back into the feudal era, it's not exclusive to Germany, and does occur as a surname IRL.

So yeah, both his given name and his surname warn you he's dangerous, and only the given name was intentional on my part. Since my dad is a big WW2 history buff, I wonder if I heard the word from him at some point and my subconscious supplied the term as a surname when I was naming Orcus.
Thursday, October 30th, 2025 06:42 am
"If you could permanently change the price of something to one dollar, what would it be?"

Food. All food. Food in general. Every single thing on the grocery store shelves is just $1 now and will never go up. You're welcome.
Wednesday, October 29th, 2025 10:17 am
How people think voting for the President in the US works: Everyone votes for the President by popular vote. Whoever gets the most votes, wins. Just like with other elections.

How it actually works: A cabal of wealthy people whose names and faces we're not allowed to know are bribed by candidates to vote for one of them while we pretend the popular vote means anything at all. Oh and the voting machines are rigged anyway, so voting is doubly pointless for the presidential race. We do it anyway, and get really judgey at people who vote "wrong" even though it is, again, completely pointless.
Saturday, October 25th, 2025 08:42 am

Good morning, afternoon, and evening!

We're doing some database and other light server maintenance this weekend (upgrading the version of MySQL we use in particular, but also probably doing some CDN work.)

I expect all of this to be pretty invisible except for some small "couple of minute" blips as we switch between machines, but there's a chance you will notice something untoward. I'll keep an eye on comments as per usual.

Ta for now!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2025 11:19 am
Concerning the continuing government shutdown, I am glad to see that the Democrats are finally growing a fucking spine about something for once, but at the same time I'm still pissed because where was this fucking spine when the tea party assholes started making shit difficult for Obama? We are in the fascist uprising that we are in currently because the Republicans started going well and truly insane at that time and blocked at least one of Obama's choices for Supreme Court justices. I don't remember if there were more than that, but that should have been the point at which the Democrats grew a spine and said, "No! He is getting this person for a Supreme Court justice because that is how this shit works, and if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourselves!"

Why is it, almost a year into this fascist uprising, that the Democrats are only just now growing a spine?

Long rant under cut )
Tuesday, October 21st, 2025 08:34 am
Trump's big ugly bill finally starts fucking us over. Starting November 1st of this year, if you want SNAP benefits, you'll have to work for them. Luckily, the wording and the little table provided seem to exempt people who have been officially declared disabled. (Assuming I've read it correctly.) Of course that doesn't help people who are disabled but not officially declared so yet, and of course they made it a lot harder to do much of anything regarding the Social Security Administration (earlier in the year), as if that was necessary.1

Also, it looks like elderly people who are not also disabled will have to work, unless they are pregnant. Though I have no idea what they consider elderly for SNAP.

Fuck the Republicans. Fuck Tronald Dumpsterfire. Fuck the GOP. Assholes, every fucking one of them. Big, hairy, stinky, shit-smeared, syphilis-infected assholes.

Moments before sending this, I got an email from the SSA with a headline reading "Go digital to avoid a trip to your local office during government shutdown" which made me laugh hysterically. IIRC, Elon Musk's interference with the SSA earlier in the year already shut down all the SSA offices and phone numbers, so you already had to do everything online, no government shutdown necessary. I could be misremembering the details, but I distinctly remember there being a huge to-do about it for over a month because they were saying computer-illiterate people were basically fucked because of it.

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1 = I remember filling out the SSDI forms in 2008 or 2009, and it was so stressful that afterward I had literal tunnel vision the whole way back home, and also I had to drown out environmental sounds with my headphones at higher than usual volume. I was basically in a dissociative fugue state. And I'm a reasonably intelligent and capable person; I can't begin to imagine how much more difficult it is for people less intelligent and/or capable than me, especially people with intellectual deficiencies/disabilities.
Monday, October 20th, 2025 11:27 pm
Went canboxing again. Didn't do very well for most of it because I didn't realize until about half an hour in that today was Monday, so all the can boxes likely got emptied earlier in the day. I think most of my finds were found just on the ground, despite it being night, with returnables in garbage containers at a second and yellow glass recycling boxes being in third (I don't know if you're supposed to put returnables in those or not, but people do anyway. Not just glass, either. In fact, some people put garbage in those which is for sure not allowed.) Meaning the actual can boxes placed fourth.

Anyway, I got 39, and now I have two full green bags of returnables, and half of a third, in the house. With the other two I turned in last week or so, I might have five bags credited to my account by the end of the month.

The biggest haul of today was when I found a massive pile of glass bottles in someone's yard, just there on the grass like someone had decided to dump it all there as a "prank." I don't know how many were there, but at least a third of my total haul was that pile. It was a mix of soda pop, root beer, fancy bottled water brands, and some beer bottles. One of the water bottle ones was broken in half, so I used the grabber to move that to the side so I could get the others, then left it. I dunno who put them there, but I sure as fuck wasn't gonna touch a broken bottle to try to find somewhere to dispose of it. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Because the last two trips have yielded mostly glass bottles, and that shit is heavy, I moved some of the lighter things from the first complete bag to the second, half-full bag, then put a bunch of the new glass ones in the first bag, rather than have one entire bag full of just glass bottles. Even doing it that way, both full bags are so fucking heavy that I'm gonna have trouble getting them out when I take them in. My plan is to take one of the full bags in to New Season's Market tomorrow before the food boxes trip, and if I have enough time, come back and take the half bag full of glass bottles in to the Milwaukie recycling place and have those be counted manually so I don't have to deal with trying to deal with filling a third heavy bag all the way. Then the second bag I can take in tomorrow.

Anyway, 39 is $3.90.
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