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Saturday, August 17th, 2013 02:43 am
I had a funny idea last night: a hard rock lesbian band called Pussy Teeth. Their first album would have a picture of the inside of the mouth of a Sarlacc on the cover, and would be called Organ Grinder. They would have songs like:

* "Saint Lorena Bobbitt"
* "Rape-X" (about the anti-rape condom)
* "GOP: Gross Old Penises"
* "The Only Decent Man Is My Vibrator"
* "Throw Fred Phelps In A Vat of Napalm"
* Obviously "Organ Grinder" would be a song as well

I had others, but I forgot them.